Jewish Mothers

A Jewish Mother will negotiate with G‑d on your behalf—and win. Some call it prayer, but Jewish mothers are known to talk to the Master of the Universe much in the same manner as they talk to their husbands. Perhaps you’ve heard of the Jewish mother who took her child for a stroll on a […]

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Life Plan

I was looking at old photographs last week. I could look at photos all day long, which is why all my photo albums are in the closet and I rarely allow myself to look at my Google Photos during the week. But there I was staring at me, cute as a button, at eight years

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Daydreaming? Sidetracked? Free Associating? Maybe I’m Just Stoned.

I’m waiting for her, she just doesn’t know it. I even know her name. Just a random thought constantly going through my mind. Stray or random thoughts are what scientists call involuntary semantic memories. These thoughts are involuntary, meaning they were not something you were trying to think of. Semantic refers to facts or events,

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Labor Day

I was born and raised on the South Shore of Long Island, back in the 1960s and 70s. When I was growing up, the most dreadful holiday was Labor Day. After two full months of no school, it signified the end of summer. Back to school. The worst three words any kid could ever hear.

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3 AM

Three o’clock in the morning can seem glorious. It’s quiet. It’s eternal. And all problems are on hold. When I was in my twenties 3 a.m. meant I had been out drinking in New York City and was happy to make it back to my apartment with no visible signs of stupidity (i.e. lost wallet,

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Famous People

Indulge me. I have been feeling sorry for myself lately. I know. I know. Helen Keller said, “I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.” But does that mean we can’t be upset? There are always going to be people worse off than me. There are always

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